Theatre - Christmas Is Miles Away - Scene Ten
  
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December 1990. Boggart’s Clough. JULIE is sitting huddled, a rucksack next to her feet. It’s cold. She is jumping up and down trying to keep warm. LUKE enters.
LUKE. Alright (Beat.) Sorry I’m a bit –
JULIE. Hiya … S’OK, only just got here meself really.
LUKE. What yer doin’?
JULIE. Just tryin’a get warm.
LUKE. Fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
JULIE. Do yer want … Shall we go to the pub or somethin’?
LUKE. No … I mean, if yer want to like –
JULIE. I don’t mind. We might as well just stay here. I’ve warmed up a bit now.
LUKE takes off his scarf and wraps it around JULIE.
Thanks.
LUKE sits and JULIE follows.
I brought some stuff. Butties an’ that.
LUKE. Nice one.
JULIE. Coupla cans. D’yer want one? Stella.
LUKE. Go ‘ead, yeah.
JULIE rummages in the bag and pulls out two cans, opens both and passes one to LUKE.
This out proper, is it?
JULIE. What? (Beat.) Oh aye, yeah … it’s an occasion, so it’s alright.
LUKE. What’s that then?
JULIE. Sorry?
LUKE. What’s the occasion?
JULIE. Oh, dunno really just …
LUKE. I w’ant bein’ funny or anythin’
JULIE. Oh yeah, I know.
Pause.
Thank you. For replying to me letter.
LUKE. S’alright, I didn’t expect –
JULIE. I didn’t want yer to think I was … stickin’ me nose in. I wasn’t –
LUKE. I didn’t, don’t … think that.
JULIE. Good.
LUKE. I read it loads of times.
JULIE. Did yer?
LUKE. Yeah. I’ll keep it.
JULIE. Ta.
LUKE. Mine wasn’t … you’re good at writin’ letters. Mine was … I didn’t know what to put. I mean, I did but it’s hard tryin’ to –
JULIE. It was a lovely letter.
Pause.
LUKE. Have you thought what to call it yet?
JULIE. What to call what?
LUKE. Yer bookshop.
JULIE. Don’t think I wanna do that any more.
LUKE. How come?
JULIE. I don’t know. Had this idea in me head of exactly what it was gonna be like … how it smelt and everythin’ … things are never the same as in yer head, are they?
LUKE. No.
JULIE. I wanna do somethin’ else.
LUKE. What?
JULIE. I don’t know yet.
LUKE. I thought of a couple o’names.
JULIE. Did yer?
LUKE. Yeah.
JULIE. What are they then?
LUKE. I’m not tellin’ yer now you’re not doing it. I’m gonna keep ‘em to meself. I might fancy that. I’d make it a specialist one … loads of nature books.
JULIE. You’d be good at that.
LUKE. Not gonna happen though.
JULIE. It could do. All yer need to –
LUKE. Is he alright?
JULIE. Yeah … he’s alright, fine. Busy.
LUKE. I thought … part of me. I had this idea he was gonna come with yer and yer weren’t telling me.
JULIE. No. Sorry.
LUKE. Like fuckin’ Cilla Black Surprise, Surprise. It’s alright.
JULIE. No, it’s not … I should have –
LUKE. No. Sound. You two alright … like together an’ everythin’?
JULIE. Yeah.
Pause.
LUKE. He’s into college an’ that?
JULIE. Yeah. He doesn’t know I’m here.
LUKE. No, yeah … I didn’t reckon.
Pause.
JULIE. I think you should ring him.
LUKE. Reckon I’ll just leave it alone –
JULIE. I think he’d be dead –
LUKE. Julie. Nice one and everthin’ but –
JULIE. I saw it. Some of the stuff yer sent. Christie showed me.
LUKE. Wasn’t meant for anyone else.
JULIE. He was worried, he wasn’t –
LUKE. Well, he should have spoke to me, wrote to me or something, don’t wanna be … wasn’t meant to be for anyone else.
JULIE. Yeah … he just got – I think it scared him. I don’t think he –
LUKE. Everything fuckin’ scares him.
JULIE. They were horrible, them, Luke.
Silence.
Christie thought you send them cos yer thought they were … funny or something, not funny but I think he thought –
LUKE. I did.
JULIE. Think they were funny?
LUKE. Yeah. Yer know the one were Johnsey … the lad wi’ blond spikey hair, yer know the one where’s he’s bent down and he’s pretendin’ to light a cigarette stickin’ out of that dead bloke’s mouth. No arms or legs. That was my idea. For a laugh. I thought that’d be funny.
JULIE. I said that it would’ve been because –
LUKE. Well, yer shouldn’t, should yer? Shouldn’t say shit about people when yer don’t know them. Who d’yer think you are anyway? Think you know what goes on in my fuckin’ head?
JULIE. No.
Pause.
LUKE. Yer know fuck all, girl.
JULIE. I never said I knew anything. (Beat.) What we doin’ here, Luke?
LUKE shrugs. Silence.
LUKE. That it then, is it? Wi’ me and him? (Pause.) Got the hump has he? Is he ‘disgusted’ wi’ me?
JULIE. I think he just feels sad.
LUKE. What a fuckin’ luxury. (Pause.) Could he not tell me that himself like? Fuckin’ send the girlfriend down with a fuckin’ note. Pussy.
JULIE. He doesn’t know I’m here.
LUKE. Fuckin’ ‘ell … that’s better, is it? You lie to go and see his best mate and that’s meant to make me feel better?
JULIE. Not supposed to make yer feel anything.
LUKE. Fuckin’ sat at home listening to Bob Dylan feelin’ sad. Fuckin’ hell.
Silence.
JULIE. I don’t think yer did think it was funny, Luke, taking them photos.
LUKE. Don’t yer?
JULIE. No.
Pause.
LUKE. Did yer say yer brought sarnies wi’ yer?
JULIE. Yeah.
LUKE. What are they?
JULIE. Cheese and Branston.
LUKE. Go on then.
JULIE fetches a sandwich from the bag and passes it to LUKE.
Ta.
LUKE eats. JULIE stares ahead.
JULIE. How long –
LUKE. Boxing Day.
JULIE. What are yer going to do?
LUKE. Nothing.
JULIE. Yer can’t go –
LUKE. Nothing.
JULIE. Yer need to see somebody who –
LUKE. Nothing. Have yer got any crisps?
JULIE fetches some plain crisps from her bag.
Any flavoured ones?
JULIE. No.
LUKE. Alright. Ta.
He opens the bag and stuffs some in his mouth along with the sandwich. After a few seconds he puts his head in his hands and starts crying.


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